SOLD-OUT! YUP! OUT OF STOCK! SORRY NONE AVAILABLE! SADLY WOULD HAVE BEEN OUR REPLY A FEW SHORT DAYS AGO! YES NEW-ENGLANDS LARGEST & #1 SELLING CADILLAC DEALER WAS SOLD OUT OF THUNDER GRAY SRX'S!! BUT WAIT OUR TIRE-LESS BUYER LARRY! HE' S THE ONE THAT STAYS UP LATE! & GETS UP EARLY! WAS COMBING AMERICA! FOR THAT BEST PRE-OWNED CADILLAC BUY! WELL LOW & BEHOLD! HE FOUND IT! FINISHED IN ONE OF OUR MOST WANTED COLORS THAT THUNDER GRAY! YOU'L LOVE ALL THIS 2008 HAS TO OFFER! WITH FULL LUXURY' PKG! HUGE PANORAMIC EXPRESS ULTRA-VIEW ROOF!! HEATED LEATHER SEATING! HEATED STR WHEEL! BOSE CD! & YES HERE'S THE BIGGY! 'POWER FOLDING 3RD ROW SEATING!! DRIVEN A WEB LOW 25K MILES! ITS SMILES' ALL AROUND IN THIS ONE OF KIND BEST BUY!! THIS ISN'T ANY 'CROSS-OVER! ITS THE CADILLAC OF CROSS-OVERS! & YES ITS THUNDER GRAY!! AND AS YOU PROBABLY GUESSED! THESE NEVER LAST!! PLUS FACTOR IN A PRICE OF $27888!! & ITS QUICK OUT 'OLSEN'S DOOR!!! ITS TIME TO MEET YOUR NEXT 'SRX'!!****** HI THERE! I'M BAAAACCCKKK!! THE CRAZY WEB GUY!! & ITS THAT TIME! THE TIME TO 'PRICE DROP! ITS ALL PART OF OUR OLSEN AGGRESSIVE PRICE STRUCTURE! WE DON'T REACT! WE ACT! THE TIME IS NOW! THE PRICE IS $25995!! YES AGAIN THIS 25K MI SRX IS $25995!!! WOW! DON'T WAIT! VISIT OLSEN TODAY!! More info

C'MON THERE IS NOTHING LIKE THAT ONE OWNER OLSEN SOLD & SERVICED NEW CAR TRADE IN! & THIS 09 DTS IS THAT CADILLAC! ONE OF OUR LONG-TERM OLSEN CUSTOMERS IS ON OUR 2 YEAR TRADE CYCLE! & JUST TURNED IN THIS VERY HARD TO FIND 2009 CRYSTAL-RED ! LUXURY EDITION DTS! & ITS EQUIPPED THE WAY YOU WANT IT! WITH EXPRESS M-ROOF! RARE FLEX 6 FRONT BENCH SEATING! WITH HEAT/COOLED LEATHER SEATING! ACTIVE AUDIO W/CD! ONSTAR! SAT/RADIO! MP-3! EVEN LIMITED PRODUCTION! PREMIUM SUN & SOUND PKG! + ABS! TRAC CONROL! & 17 CHROME WHEELS!! MORE GREAT NEWS? OH YA! FACTORY BACKED BY BALANCES OF 4YR/50K! & 5YR/100K! WARRANTIES! C'MOM WALK OUR LOT YOU'L SEE NEW DTS'S LIKE THIS LISTING FOR OVER $54000+! WOW! & HOW! NOW! YOU CAN DRIVE THIS 2 YR OLD FOR JUST $27989! YES $27989! MARKET VALUE EASILY OVER $30,000!! BUT AT OLSEN WE SAY NO TO MARKET VALUES! & AS ALWAY'S UNDER-PRICE OUR UNCOMPARABLE PRE-OWNED DTS'S!! ITS TIME TO MEET YOUR NEXT DTS! ITS HERE FOR A LIMITED TIME AT $27989!!! OH YA!! WAIT NEW NEWS! AS WE GET IT! YOU GET IT! OUR SERVICE MGR (RAY) JUST INFORMED US HIS DEPARTMENT JUST PUT 4! NEW TIRES! 4! NEW BRAKES! FULL 40K MI SERVICE! & OF COURSE FRESH FLUIDS & FILTERS! OUR COST $2000!! COST TO YOU! $0! THATS RIGHT! ITS ALL INCLUDED IN $27989! JUST ANOTHER REASON! OLSEN WAS! 'IS! & WILL ALWAYS BE #1 IN NEW ENGLAND!! WOW! ITS A FEW WEEKS LATER & I'M BAAAACCCKKK!! THE CRAZY WEB GUY! & OUR USED CAR MGR IS SHOCKED THIS FINE 09 IS STILL HERE! SO WHAT DOES HE DO? E-MAILS ME WITH A NEW WEB BEST PRICE!! REDUCED! TO $26333!! YUP -$1500 OFF!! DRIVE THE DTS DREAM FOR $26333!! FULLY! I MEAN 'FULLY SERVICED!! NEW UP TO $54K!! YOU PAY $26333!! NO ONE HAS THIS DEAL! NOT A PREVIOUS RENTAL! NOT A LEASE OR FLEET CAR! C'MON ITS A ONE OLSEN OWNER! PAMPERED PUFFED & PRE-LOVED DTS! NOW ONLY $26333!! THE TIME IS NOW! **** WAIT ADDED BY POPULAR DEMAND IS OUR CUSTOM PKG! WE CALL IT OLSEN-IZE! ITS OUR EXCLUSIVE HAND PAINTED ACCENT STRIPE! & A 6 PIECE CHROME PILLAR SET!! A ($595) VALUE! INCLUDED!!! More info

ITS A TRUE HEAVY WEIGHT BATTLE! AS WE TURN THE PAGE ON OUR FAMOUS DTS MODEL AND AWAIT THE ARRIVAL OF OUR ALL NEW XTS, CADILLAC DEALERS ARE LEFT WITHOUT A FULL SIZE LUXURY SEDAN! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! NO FULL SIZE CADILLAC SEDAN FOR US TO SELL! THATS THE BATTLE STORY! DEALERS ALL OVER AMERICA ARE TRYING TO FILL THAT VOID WITH LOW MILEAGE 2011 DTS'S! ITS THE OLD ATTAGE 'SUPPLY IS LOW! DEMAND IS HIGH!! SO OUR SENIOR BUYER LARRY CAUGHT WIND OF THIS UNREAL 2011 DTS SOON BEING OFFERED UP BY A LOCAL FLEET CO!! & LARRY BREEZED -IN & FLEW BY THE OTHER DEALERS! GOT THE KEYS & BROUGHT THIS UNREAL 2011 HOME TO OLSEN!! & THE WINNER IS YOU! ONE LOOK AT THE GLEAMING BLACK-RAVEN FINISH! ON RICH TITANIUM LEATHER! WITH FULL LUXURY COLLECTION! & YOU'L KNOW THIS IS THE ONE YOU CAN'T WAIT ON! WITH FULL 'LUX-COLL' PKG! HEAT/COOL LEATHER SEATING! FULL 'LUMBAR & MEMORY PKG'S!! EXPRESS M-ROOF! PREMIUM AUDIO W/CD! ONSTAR! & MP-3!! WANT MORE! OK! REMOTE ENTRY! & START! DUAL CLIMATE CONTROL! & CHROME 17 WHEELS!! BACKED BY 2! FACTORY WARRANTIES! & YES 13K BARELY USED MILES!! ITS A LOT MORE THAN YOU'D EXPECT AT JUST $36555!!! YES THIS IS THE SAME DTS THATS LISTED LAST YEAR FOR JUST UNDER - $54K!! NOW WOW! $36555!!! NOW YOU SEE WHAT ALL THE FIGHTING IS ABOUT'? ISN'T OBVIOUS? OLSEN WON THE FIGHT! & THE 'PRIZE IS THIS 2011 DTS! GET TO OLSEN & CLAIM YOUR WINNINGS!! ITS DTS TIME!! *** OLSEN CADILLAC IS THE CADILLAC OF CADILLAC DEALERS' PUTTING DREAMS IN DRIVE-WAYS SINCE 1963!!! More info

LAST WEEK WE SOLD A LOCAL SCHOOL TEACHER A PRE-OWNED CTS & I THINK HER STATEMENT SUMS IT UP BEST! YOU HAVE THE MOST CTS'S! THE BEST COLOR CHOICES! A WIDE RANGE OF OPTIONS! & BY FAR THE BEST PRICING!!! YUP WE DO! WE ARE NEW ENGLANDS #1 PRE-OWNED CADILLAC DEALER! WITH OUR TEAM OF BUYERS! 50 YEARS IN BUSINESS! STRONG I/T & WEB ADVERTISING! & OF COURSE OLSEN UNDERPRICING! WE DOMINATE THE MARKET! & CLEARLY LEADING OUR SALES BOARD EACH & EVERY MONTH IS CTS!!! I MEAN C'MON CTS HAS LEAPED GENERATIONS AHEAD , ITS THE BOLD FACE OF A NEW CADILLAC!! STUNNINGLY MODERN, METICULOUSLY CRAFTED! AGILE! YET PERFECTLY COMPOSED!! ITS MORE THAN CAR! ITS AMERICA'S #1 SPORT/LUXURY SEDAN!! WOW! NOW WHATS BETTER THAN THAT? A WELL EQUIPPED LOW MILEAGE 09!! JUST LIKE THIS! FINISHED IN RADIANT SILVER! ON RICH EBONY LEATHER! 2! OPTIONAL PKG'S! PERFORMANCE & LUXURY COLLECTION!! + AWD! HEATED LEATHER MEMORY LUMBAR SEATING! ONSTAR MP-3!! HUGE DUAL PANEL ULTRA-VIEW ROOF! CLIMATE CONTROL! BOSE CD! W/ONSTAR & MP-3!! WOW! WE HAVE EVEN MORE! BALANCE OF 2 FACTORY WARRANTIES!! AND PRICED UNDER -$30K!! WOW! ALL THIS $29,444!! FOLKS REALLY AT OLSEN WE DO ALL THE WORK SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO'!! DELIVERING THE BEST 'CTS' VALUES IN AMERICA! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST ASK SOMEONE WHO BOUGHT AN OLSEN PRE-OWNED!! AND THEY'L SAY AT OLSEN 'YOU ALWAYS GET MORE FOR LESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN AT $29444! COME EXPERIENCE HOW BUYING A CADILLAC SHOULD BE! OLSEN IS 'NEW ENGLANDS ONLY 'MASTER DEALER!! PUTTING DREAMS IN DRIVE-WAYS SINCE 1963!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *** HEY WEB WORLD! ITS ME THE CRAZY-WEB GUY & ITS TIME FOR OUR FAMOUS 'S-P-D'! YUP S-P-D! THAT MEANS SHEDULED PRICE DROP! WE DONT REACT WE ACT! AND NOW REDUCED TO $28222!! ITS TIME FOR YOU TO ACT!! YOUR PATIENCE HAS PAID OFF! & NOW YOU PAY ONLY $28222!!! OLSEN IS #1 IN CTS SALES!!! COME SEE WHY!!! *** BACK AGAIN? YUP THE OL 3 STRIKES & YOUR OUT! TIME TO SWING AT JUST $27777!!! YES $27777!! HOW CAN YOU SAY NO NOW? YOU CAN'T ITS CTS TIME More info

THE DECK IS STACKED! & OLSEN JUST PULLED OUT AN 'ACE'! YOU JUST FOUND YOUR VERY BEST DEAL!! NO NEED TO SHUFFLE FROM DEALER TO DEALER! YOUR FINAL STOP IS OLSEN! WE DON'T PLAY 'POKER! & NO-ONE HERE EVER BLUFFS! ITS OUR HONEST STRAIGHT FORWARD APPROACH TO SELLING THAT HAS EARNED US #1 STATUS IS ALL OF NEW-ENGLAND! & A HUGE PART OF OUR SUCCESS IS SRX'! & THIS 08 DEFINES VALUE! FINISHED IN 'HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER THUNDER GRAY! ON SUMPTOUS EBONY LEATHER! WITH FULL 'LUXURY PKG! ULTRA-VIEW ROOF! HEATED SEATING! BOSE CD! FULL MEMORY! & LUMBAR! PKGS'! EVEN POWER 3-RD ROW! + PARK ASSIST! HEATED STR WHEEL & MIRRORS! PRIVACY GLASS & ROOF RACK!! BACKED BY BALANCE OF 2' FACTORY WARRANTIES!! WITH A LOW LOW 32K MILES! ISN'T TIME TO OWN THE CADILLAC OF CROSS-OVERS? YES IT IS!! & AT $28333!! WE JUST MADE IT EASY! NO MATTER IF YOUR A 'KING OR 'QUEEN! YOU JUST FOUND YOUR VERY BEST 08 SRX DEAL!!!!!! **** OK ITS TIME TO DEAL SOME MORE** NEW LOW LOW PRICE! $26888! YES! $26888! WE DON'T WAIT! THE LONGER A CADILLAC SITS THE LOWER THE PRICE! NOW! WOW! $26888!!! ISN'T THIS NOW YOUR #1 SRX DEAL? WITH MASSIVE CURB APPEAL!! LETS 'CROSS-OVER TO OLSEN TODAY! & DRIVE THIS DREAM SRX AWAY!!!! *** WAIT NOW WE ARE MAKEING THIS 08 OUR CADILLAC SRX CERTIFIED SPECIAL!! A ($2695) VALUE!! INCLUDED AT $26888!! COVERAGE GOOD TILL 6/17/14 OR 100K!!! ALL THIS $26888!!! HEY ITS SRX TIME!!!! More info

THE BOSS WAS VERY 'ANGRY! SO HE GRABBED THE 'USED CAR MGR! THE BUYER! & THE SALES MGR! HIS QUESTION! HOW COULD WE BE SOLD OUT OF ALL WHEEL DRIVE 09 SRX'S? WE ARE NEW ENGLANDS #1 NEW TO YOU CADILLAC DEALER! & WE'RE SOLD OUT OF 09 AWD SRX'S!! WELL WE CALMED HIM DOWN & EXPLAINED THAT ONCE WE GET ONE & UNDER-PRICE THEM ON LINE THEY'RE GONE IN NO-TIME!! WELL AT THE END OF THE MEETING HE SAID 'I WANT SOME 09 SRX'S NOW! WELL OUR BUYER LARRY GOT ON THE JOB & FOUND THIS UNREAL 09 IN THE NICK OF TIME! FINISHED IN HARD TO FIND BLACK CHERRY! ON RICH CASHMERE LEATHER!! WITH FULL LUXURY PKG! FULL POWER PKG! ULTRA-VIEW ROOF! 3RD ROW POWER SEAT! BOSE CD! CLIMATE CONTROL!! ONSTAR & MORE! DRIVEN A LOW 39K MILES! & YES! BALANCE OF 4/50! & 5/100 WARRANTIES!! POWERED BY OUR BEST IN CLASS 3.6L V-6!! ITS ALL YOU WANT IN YOUR NEXT 09 SRX! BUT HURRY! WE DON'T HAVE MANY! & WE DON'T WANT YOU MAD AT US TOO' WHEN WE AGAIN SELL OUT OF 09 SRX'S!!! OLSEN IS #1!!! PUTTING DREAMS IN DRIVE-WAYS SINCE 1963!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PSST GET HERE EARLY & STAY AWAY FROM OUR GRUMPY GENERAL MGR!!!!! WAIT MORE GREAT NEWS JUST ROLLED IN! YES YOUR NOW ROLL'N ON 4 NEW TIRES! 4 NEW BRAKES! & OF COURSE FULL 39K MILE SERVICE! A $2,200 + REPAIR ORDER! COMPLETED & READY FOR YOU! BUT THE REALLY GREAT NEWS IS! STILL $29922!! C'MON WHO HAS THIS DEAL! OLSEN OF COURSE! OK WE KNOW WE MAY OVER-MANAGE OUR INVENTORY! BUT WE DON'T JUST WAIT! WE WATCH! & OUR WATCH SAYS TIME FOR NEW LOW PRICE!! LETS TRY! $28444!! YES $28444!! ITS AN 09 SRX VALUE YOU CAN'T IGNORE!! WE CHALLENGE YOU TO FIND MORE SRX THAN THIS 09 FOR JUST $28444!!! ITS SRX TIME AT OLSEN!! More info

WE AT OLSEN TAKE THE TIME TO CUSTOMIZE EACH & EVERY PRE-OWNED AD!! YES IT TAKES LOTS OF TIME! BUT WE THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE ALL THE INFO YOU CAN GET! AS FAST AS WE CAN GIVE IT TO YOU! HEY IT MUST WORK! YEAR AFTER YEAR WE LEAD 'NEW ENGLAND IN COMBINED NEW FLEET & C.P.O CADILLAC SALES!! NO ONE COMES CLOSE!! ITS REALLY SIMPLE! WE KNOW CADILLACS ITS ALL WE SELL!! & WE'VE BEEN DOING IT SINCE 1963!!! & A BIG PART OF OR SUCCESS IS SRX! SINCE ITS INTRODUCTION!! THIS AWARD WINNING CROSS-OVER' DOMINATES THE DOMESTIC CROSS-OVER SEGMENT!! NOW WHATS BETTER THAN THAT? YES YOU GUESSED IT!! A WELL EQUIPPED UNDERPRICED 09!! & THIS IS ONE FINE 09!! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE XTRA'S! LIKE TOUCH SCREEN NAV'! BOSE CD! HUGE PANORAMIC ULTRA-VIEW ROOF! ONSTAR! MP-3! CLIMATE CONTROL! POWER 3RD-ROW SEATING!! EVEN SWING UP REAR DVD! YOU JUST CAN'T FIND THEM LIKE THIS! WITH FULL 'LUXURY PKG! AWD! & 23 MPG 3.6L V-6!! & 18 WHEEL UPGRADE!! BACKED BY 2 FACTORY WARRANTIES!! IT REALLY DEFINES DREAM MACHINE!! LISTING WELL INTO THE $50K RANGE A FEW SHORT YEARS AGO!! YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL & MORE! WITH A PRICE YOU CAN'T IGNORE!! NO MISPRINT HERE!! WOW! $30988!! HEY WE LOVE TO TALK ABOUT OUR CADDY'S!! NO OTHER DEALER GETS THERE MESSAGE OUT LIKE OLSEN!! & THE MESSAGE IS ALWAYS SAVINGS! SELECTION!! & OF COURSE THE STORY!! WE REALLY DID WRITE THE BOOK ON PRE-OWNED CADILLAC SALES!!! COME EXPERIENCE NEW ENGLANDS ONLY MASTER DEALER!! WE'L NEVER 'SELL YOU A CADILLAC! WE'L HELP YOU BUY ONE!!!!! WOW! WE'RE SHOCKED THAT THIS SPECIAL 09 IS STILL HERE! SO MR OLSEN SAYS 'GOTTA-GO! HERES THAT GOTTA GO PRICE! READY! SET! GO! $29977!! YES! ALL THIS ONLY $29977!! UNREAL WE KNOW! YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO! OLSEN CADILLAC TODAY!! More info

OLSEN KNOWS LIVERY!!!! WE SELL & SERVICE AMERICA'S LARGEST 'LIVERY ACCOUNT' DAV-L!! & WE SERVICE THE AREA'S LARGEST LOCAL AREA LIVERY COMPANY 'BOSTON-COACH'!! SO YES WE KNOW LIVERY! & ONE THING WE REALLY KNOW IS HOW WELL MAINTAINED THESE 'CUSTOMER ORIENTED DTS'S ARE KEPT! & THEY SHOULD BE THEIR CARS ARE THEIR BUSINESS!! TRANSPORTING 'V.I.P'S! COOPERATE 'BIG SHOTS! CELEBRITIES! EVEN 'PRO-ATHELETES!! TO ANY & ALL DESTINATIONS! SO OF COURSE OUR BUYER LARRY COMBS AMERICA! FOR THE VERY FEW AVAILABLE PRE-OWNED 'LIVERY DTS'S!! & THIS 2010 WAS HAND-PICKED & SHIPPED IN FOR A BUYER JUST LIKE YOU!! FINISHED IN 'BLACK RAVEN'! ON RICH EBONY LEATHER! WITH 'TOUCH-SCREEN NAV! BOSE CD! HEATED/MEMORY & LUMBAR SEATING!! RARE FLEX-6'! FR BENCH SEATING! + CLIMATE CONTROL! TILT/CRUISE! & REAR VANITY MIRRORS!! UNREAL! WE KNOW LISTING FOR UP TO $55000!! NEW!!! YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL FOR JUST $28888!! WANT MORE? YOU GOT IT! BACKED BY BALANCES OF 3/150 (livery) 4/50 & 5/100 FACTORY WARRANTIES!!! BUT HURRY CUSTOMERS ARE ALWAYS WAITING & WATCHING FOR THESE SPECIAL DTS'S! THIS MODEL IS READY FOR A GROWING 'LIVERY COMPANY' OR JUST THE LUXURY CAR BUYER THAT WANTS XTRA'S WITH PAYING EXTRA!! EITHER WAY YOU CAN GET IT ALL TODAY!! VISIT OLSEN TODAY! NEW ENGLANDS ONLY MASTER DEALER SINCE 1963!! NO-ONE SELLS MORE FOR LESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY WE ARE DOWN TO 1! YUP OUR LAST 2010 LIVERY DTS! SO WHAT DO WE DO? WE LOWER THE PRICE! NOW AN UNHEARD OF $27777!!! COMPARE ALL YOU GET FOR JUST $27777!! LETS AGREE! YOU'L BE SAYING 'THIS IS THE DTS FOR ME!!! OLSEN HAS A 2010 DTS FOR JUST $27777!!! More info

BE MY 'BLACK CHERRY! WE KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SAYING IT! BE MY BLACK CHERRY! BE MY BLACK CHERRY!! WE HERE IT FROM TIME TO TIME WHEN-EVER A BLACK CHERRY CTS ACTUALLY IS FOUND! THATS RIGHT WE ARE NEW ENGLANDS #1 CADILLAC DEALER! & OUR TEAM OF BUYERS SEARCH AMERICA DAILY FOR THE BEST CTS BUYS! & MOST OF THE TIME THEY CAN'T FIND A BLACK CHERRY CTS!! BUT OUR PERSISTANCE PAID OFF! OUR SENIOR BUY 'STRUCK GOLD!MAYBE WE SAY STRUCK CHERRY! IN THIS 'SPECIAL PURCHASE' 2010 CTS!! WITH A WEB LOW 25K MILES! BOSE W/CD! ONSTAR! CLIMATE CONTROL! MP-3! SAT/RADIO! TILT/CRUISE! HEATED MIRRORS! AWD! ABS! & 17' HIGH POLISH ' WHEELS!! BACKED BY BALANCES OF 4/50! & 5/100! WARRANTIES!! & OF COURSE OLSEN 118 POINT SERVICE ALL INCLUDED AT ONLY $30888!!! THOUSANDS UNDER 'KBB!! BOOK!! VALUE!! BUT WAIT OLSEN HAS MORE! LETS TURN UP THE HEAT ON THIS WEB BEST BUY!! YUP OLSEN INSTALLED HEATED FRONT SEATS! A ($595) VALUE!! WILL BE INSTALLED IN THIS UNREAL CTS 2010 BUY!! WE LEAD NEW ENGLAND IN CADILLAC SALES FOR A REASON! WE LOOK HARDER! WE WORK HARDER! WE PRICE'M LOWER! WE SERVICE THEM BETTER!! & OF COURSE PRICE OUR CTS'S TO SELL SELL SELL!! BUT GET HERE FAST!! YOU WON'T BE MERRY IF YOU MISS THIS BLACK 'CHERRY! OLSEN IS #1!!! *** OK IM BAACK ITS NEW LOW PRICE TIME!! MR OLSEN SAYS TIME TO GO! NOW! WOW! $29888!!!!!! YES A 2010 FOR UNDER $30K!! HURRY $29888!! THE TIME IS NOW!! THE PRICE IS $29888!!! HURRY!! HURRY!! More info