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I Took My Porsche 911 With 243,000 Miles to the Drag Strip

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author photo by Tyler Hoover November 2016

"Fortune favors the bold" should never apply to used-car purchases. There's no reason not to thoroughly research a car, find the nicest example you can afford and have a pre-purchase inspection performed before parting with your hard-earned money.

Despite knowing better, I did none of these things with an old Porsche. Instead, I bought the cheapest 911 available. Since then, I've been running a series of challenges with my reckless purchase, the most recent one of which took me to the drag strip.

For those who haven't been following my adventures, about a month ago, I debuted my car purchase to the world. It was the cheapest Porsche 911 for sale in the country. Only $9,500 bought me a slightly scruffy-looking 1999 911 Carrera Coupe with a manual transmission and an unbelievable 243,000 miles. Since it's been driven further than the distance to the moon, I named it Apollo 911.

It came with zero service records or any kind of professional mechanical inspection. I trusted the word of a used-car dealer and flew across the country from Kansas to California to make the purchase. Despite the reckless buying strategy, the car turned out to be fantastic.

I was so proud when I announced my purchase to the enthusiast community and described how amazing this car is. The problem was that everyone thought I was the dumbest car enthusiast in the world. Yes, even dumber than the people who paid $5,000 over sticker price for a new PT Cruiser back in 2001.

This particular generation of 911 isn't known for its reliability, mostly due to a part called the IMS bearing. This part likes to eat itself and send metal shards into the engine, causing it to fail catastrophically. For that reason (and a few others), Porsche enthusiasts love to bash 911 models of this era. If you want to play a car-themed drinking game, post in a Porsche fan page that you're thinking of buying a 996-chassis 911, and then take a drink every time someone mentions the IMS bearing. You'll get spectacularly drunk.

This same group was happy to scream about how stupid I was for buying a car from the dark ages of Porsche -- and how doubly stupid I was for purchasing one that was so cheap and had interstellar mileage. They believed my car had to be like an old horse ready for the glue factory.

Since I was a used-car dealer for several years, I'm used to taking plenty of insults from strangers. That didn't bother me. What I couldn't stand for was any abuse directed at my beloved new Apollo 911. I had to prove all the naysayers wrong.

My first challenge for Apollo 911 was a dyno test, which showed that -- even at 243,000 miles -- my car was putting out roughly the same horsepower as new. My video spread across the enthusiast community, and with a collective gulp, they accepted that my car might not be so bad. After my trip out west, I shipped the car home to Kansas.

I knew I had to do more, which brings me to my newest challenge: How close could Apollo 911 get to its original quarter-mile time?

According to the January 1998 issue of Car and Driver, the 1999 Porsche 911 could reach the quarter mile in a respectable 13.2 seconds at 107 miles per hour, in the hands of a professional driver. I wasn't sure how I'd fare, largely because the human factor is a big issue with drag-strip tests. Just like with everything else, two people doing the same thing can produce a very different result. Putting a professional racing driver in Apollo 911 will yield a much better time than a clueless amateur. But this clueless amateur was determined.

After paying the entry fee, I made my way over to the inspection station. They checked for excessive tire wear, examined the car major fluid leaks and ensured my seat belts worked. I signed a release and made my way over to the staging area.

With only a few exceptions -- including a Volvo V70 T5 and a Mercedes-Benz SLK55 AMG -- I was surrounded by loud muscle cars with drag-slick tires. The seasoned drivers were all doing things like checking their timing and their tire pressures or revving their engines over and over again for no apparent reason. I felt like I should be doing something, but I just gargled engine noises while waiting my turn.

When the time finally came, I unceremoniously pulled up to the start line. My competitor in the other lane did a traditional burnout to warm his tires and then joined me. I was busy fiddling with the cameras when the lights went green, and I completely missed the launch. While my competitor sped away, I froze.

The lane operator was kind enough to reset the lights for me and probably assumed I was an idiot. Even with my full attention, I was still caught by surprise with the lights, but the rest of the run was completely flawless. I crossed the finish line in third gear, with Apollo 911 screaming near the 7,000-rpm redline.

My first run proved to be dumb luck. For the second run, I bogged the launch trying to do a more traditional clutch drop. For my third run, I forgot to shift into third gear, bouncing my 243,000-mile engine off the rev limiter a few times before shifting.

After three runs that gave Apollo 911 the flogging of its life, I decided to call it a day. My nerves were shot, and I was only getting worse -- my solid first run was never going to be beaten. Despite a terrible 0.999-second reaction time, I managed a surprising 14.0 seconds at 101 mph.

Within a second of the original Car and Driver test time is a very good result. No doubt, a driver who isn't totally clueless could probably shave off half a second. In other words, Apollo 911 clearly still has a lot of life left.

Being a lifelong California car, Apollo 911 is in for another challenge it has never faced: enduring a harsh winter on the Great Plains. Stay tuned.

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Tyler Hoover went broke after 10 years in the car business and now sells hamburgers to support his fleet of needy cars. He lives in Wichita, Kansas.

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